The date: Friday, May 20, 2011. The place: my front yard. The problem: an unidentified plant in the flower bed.
“What is that?” asked a friend of mine, pointing at a green plant about two feet tall.
“Darned if I know,” I said.
“I think it might be a volunteer.”
Oops.
Cue the Law and Order SVU sound effects, and perhaps a siren in the distance. We may have an invader!
Here’s the problem. I planted a bunch of seeds last fall in a nice, orderly fashion, but nothing has come up exactly where I planted it. Wind and rain moved things around. In addition, before I started gardening a year and a half ago, I was lucky to be able to identify a rose. I just never learned the names of plants. Now, strange things are coming up in the front beds, and I don’t know what they are.
In my attempt to be a good detective, I’ve let several strangers grow and even bloom, making it easier for me to identify them. Over the weekend, after my friend asked his innocent question, I grabbed one of a gardener’s best tools for the job: Native Texas Plants: Landscaping Region by Region by Sally and Andy Wasowski. Thanks to their photos and plant descriptions, I now know that I have Brown-Eyed Susans and Indian Blanket flourishing in the front yard.
My mystery plant, however, is nowhere to be found in the Wasowski book.
Adding to the mystery, the beds contain plants that the seller of the house grew, but which a crew of landscapers had pulled out. I thought I was starting from scratch, but some of these little fellas are stubborn. Since I admire persistence, I am unwilling to pull a plant just because I may not have put it there. I figure that if something can survive my lack of skill and experience, it has earned a place in my garden.
This morning I decided to be brave and taken inventory of the front beds. Not only do I have three or four mystery plants to identify, but I have a vine-y plant crawling around that looks suspiciously like cucumber. I have NO idea how that got there! It looks sort of pretty, though, so I’ll leave it there, but not eat any fruit (too close to the house and possible chemical contamination).
Sometimes I wish I had a greater sense for pristine, orderly gardening, but how else would I get to put on my detective’s hat? Where would the fun be in having everything grow the way it was supposed to? Excuse me, I have to go crack the case. Never mind that my friend has suggested the plant’s name–that’s not dramatic enough for me. Cue the music. Detective hot on the trail of a suspect.











